I had planned to go thrifting today but a busy weekend followed by the emotional steamrolling of having someone I care about illegally deported left these sails in tatters, so let's sew instead of wallowing, shall we?
#B6179 (checks notes) I see here that I have already made the “Fast & Easy describes me in High School” joke this week. Sorry. $7.50
#V9365 I got several versions of similar patterns in this lot and yeah, I'm keeping a couple of them because: SANDWICH TOP FTW. $10.50
#S9919 That store, UNITS, based its entire aesthetic on this type of pattern in the 80s. $10.50
#B6333 You younger chippies (and a lot of you older ones, too) can ROCK this with sneakers instead of heels. Not me, I don't have leg confidence, but YOU CAN DO IT. $4.50
#B6455 I'm begging you to skip the plastic polys and make this from something like linen, cotton, rayon, etc. You'll be glad you listened to me. $6.50
#B3584 I just ordered a pair of beaded earrings from a Native designer because they are strawberries with boobies and so….I'd make a few changes to this, too. $5.50
#M4347 The office manager refused to wear scrubs so we gave her this pattern and some polyester pastel fabrics. $5.50
#B5679 If you make the center panel light and the rest dark, you'll have one of those illusion “racecar” dresses that were popular in the aughts. $12.50
#Burda9509 Dirndls for kids? From a German pattern company? Who'd've thunk it? $13.50
#SB36 Now you can justify the 4000 yards of fleece and minkie you bought during JoAnn's last days. You'll be down to 3999.95 yards. $5.50
#sewingpatternsforsale
#SaveDemocracy
#ABOLISHICE
#RESIST
