Thursday is one of my favorite days, I dunno why, but we even own a painting that is titled Thursday so...yeah. We like what we like. Somewhere in here is the best/worst pattern I've ever listed, so grab a bevvie and settle in. It's so terrible/wonderful you won't even mind paying for shipping, too.
#M9356 Captain Poopsie may bite you putting it on but they'll never criticize your sewing abilities. $4.50
#M6317 Nevermind the little bit of *isney Beauty and the Beast ripoff there in the middle...keep moving. $5.50
#M7400 Closest acknowledgement yet that we all used Barbie and Ken to make our own amateur porn. All we need is a pizza delivery uniform for Ken. $6.50
#B6470 Pro Tip: Don't buy the knit fabrics that are so thin they become transparent when you bend over. $6.50
#V8959 There's patterns like, "every article clothing you'll wear for your entire life in one envelope" but Vogue can't put the bears AND their clothes together. Whatever. $4.50
#Magicthreadsdomesticfertilitygoddessfairy I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTH WAITING FOR. There's a LOT here but of note: you can have perky, youthful boobies or flattened, droopy old lady tiddies. Check out her SANDALS, too, are you shitting me? So bad it's truly good. $13.50
#IJ385 You either love it or you hate it. π€·ββοΈ $5.50
#IJ826 I did my part and designed and made handbags in the early to mid pre-2010s so I'm good. But this is cute. $7.50
#S9845 I swear it's better in any other fabric than plain white. $9.50
#S8438 I can feel that awful 70s knit fabric snagging on my skin even now. -shudder- $9.50
I know, all we can think about are the bosoms. There's only one copy, so....
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