Today's Listings: The Fresh, The Fab, The Less Inspiring (but you do you, don't listen to me), oh, and Diane Von Furstenberg. You're welcome.
Prices do not *include* shipping, you limp french fry.
#M9625 Go follow @selkie then apply your inspiration to this amazing 80s pattern in a very desirable size 16 (bust 38). $9.50
S9915 Published in 1990 but with a bangin' 80s hangover in royal blue and canary yellow. The Princess Di vibe is STRONG with this one. $7.50
#S6916 Sexy, Skimpy, Slinky and....the same shorty pajamas my mom made for me when I was 5. Pick your flavor. $10.50
#S6792 Uncut, which at this point in history (1966) is rare. All the beachy mumu muumuu caftan kaftan no panties feelings. $18.50
S9233 Again with that shade of blue (the reason I thought I hated blue, tbh) but also: learn to serge! (not surge, that's for when you're older). $4.50
S9460 I do not know any [what in the hell? IG just told me I can't add more than five hashtags? Way to fuck it up, @instagram] kids that wear vests. $4.50
S2972 Do not use anyone's original Rolling Stone concert tshirt for this or you will be in deep shit. $5.50
#V9357 This what we mean by "classic design"--it never goes out of style. $9.50
M6207 Today's knit fabrics and not-so-horribly-scratchy lace options make this dreamy all over again. $4.50
#V1548 DIANE VON FURSTENBERG 40-50% off because you need to a little bit of work, but it's not impossible AT ALL. $45.50 THERE IS NO POLL IGNORE THAT SHIT.
